Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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