If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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