I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
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Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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