i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
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He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
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