gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
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Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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