Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
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Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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