the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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