no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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