Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im just a social blackout drinker.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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