did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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