I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
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When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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