i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
i think i have herpe
just one?
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
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i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
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Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
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