I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
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woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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