I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
it was like having sex with a tree stump
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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