is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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