I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
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