I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
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I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
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I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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