Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Can Purell be used as lube?
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
lesson #67 learned in college: a three day old margarita, is still a margarita.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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