Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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