You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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