You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
We need a shit load of segways right now
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Randomize
