the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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