one might say we're banned from that church
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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