this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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