he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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