i just google imaged poop.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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