we have officially mastered the walk of shame
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Do you remember whose house we're in?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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