the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
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Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
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Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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