Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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