He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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