when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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