I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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