Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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