The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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