things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
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I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
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He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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