Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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