it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
