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It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
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They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
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