David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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