I love black thongs
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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