I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
the condom got lost in my hair
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
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And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
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