How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
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My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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