i just google imaged poop.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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