kristin has been a bad kristin
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
I had to cum in my sink.
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