So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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