You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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