the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
You're a waste of cheezeits
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
