Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
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I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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