Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
When did angry sex become our thing?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
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