You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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