oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
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Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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