Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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