Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
he was CRYING into my vagina
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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